AISubs v3.7
Muscle is Tomohashi-san!
I'm Shibayu!
Strength is power!
I'm Power!
I'm protein-rich, beautiful...
I'm Yuman!
I'm Sasami!
Finally, the day has come!
What is it today?
You want to be macho, don't you?
We demons are far from being macho!
Yeah!
Today, we're going to have a competition to become macho.
Machos don't become one person at a time.
Yeah.
It's a constant process.
It takes half a year or so.
- Yeah. - That's the result announcement?
Yeah.
It's today.
I got used to it!
- To become macho... - Yeah.
Muscle training is prohibited!
Muscle training is prohibited?!
Muscle training is prohibited.
Show yourself to be macho!
Fake Macho Competition!
FAKE POWER!
*laughs*
It's true, it's a message, right?
It's fine if you only know your own muscles, right?
It's really just to show off, you know?
The viewers are like "Whoa, it's gold!"
If you don't want it, it's like that.
In the end, it's just self-satisfaction.
Yeah, that's right.
It doesn't matter if it's just for show, we've prepared something with the feeling of wanting to be macho.
Yes!
This time, the format of the competition isn't really decided, right?
It's not like "Please make a video for me," or "Please do something for me here," or anything like that.
If you can say "You're so macho," anything is fine!
But I don't know, but in bodybuilder competitions, there are people like "Hey, nice bulk!"
There are people like that, right?
There are people like "Make some noise!"
Isn't it like a competition where you praise and praise each other?
Even today, we're doing the competition with the feeling of praising each other for those new muscles.
Well, it's a competition, right?
And the judges are ourselves.
*laughs*
Well, muscles are self-satisfaction, right?
Self-satisfaction!
You're satisfied with your body, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
The world of muscles is peaceful, right?
That's right.
It's not shaking anymore.
Then, shall we go right away?
But this eye is definitely mine, right?
Ah, yes, yes.
On the contrary, I'll do it like I always do.
So that you won't notice it.
Then, please close your eyes and wait.
Ah, yes.
Ah, what is it?
Ah, then, please open your eyes.
Yes.
One, two...
En!
Ah!
Woah!
Your muscles are amazing!
Woah!
It's kind of ugly, but it looks like this!
It's pretty amazing, isn't it?
- Yeah. - Oh, wow!
- The meat is... - No, no, wait. Look closely.
If you look at it like this, it's a "tawawa", right?
- It's a "tawawa". - Yeah.
- It's got a nice smell, too. - Yeah, but...
- Ah! - Nice work!
- Go back to that moment! - The marshmallow is good!
- Ah! - This is "macho"!
Is that enough?
You don't know much about "macho" moves, do you?
You don't know much about it, do you?
- I don't know! - I don't know!
- Yankee! Yankee! - "Macho" is kind of "nice mojo".
- "Nice mojo"! - "Nice mojo"!
- Oh, but it's amazing. - It doesn't go with your face.
- It doesn't go with my face. - Of course it doesn't!
This time, it wasn't me who did it.
- It was a professional who did it. - Oh, really?
- It was a professional "onee-san" and a "macho" "onee-san". - Oh, "onee-san"!
"Macho" "onee-san" has amazing muscles.
- Muscle guidance. - Muscle guidance.
- He's very particular about his muscles. - That's his style.
If you look at it once, you'll be able to see it with your glasses.
He's a professional!
- He's a professional! - He's a professional!
- That's amazing! - That's his face shape.
If you look at it like that, you'd think he's a professional!
And apparently you can't take it off for about a week.
- What?! - What?!
You can't take it off for a week?!
- If you go to the beach like this... - Oh!
- If you go like this... - You can be popular in front of people.
- If you look closely, you can see that girls' reactions... - I'm curious.
- So, is it me next? - Well, it's "onee-san" for sure.
Don't hit me in the mouth!
- I've seen it in the video... - Oh!
- In the video?! - No, no!
- In the video, it's probably tricky. - Well, "numb" is...
- It's amazing, but the hurdle is high. - That's right.
- I'm really looking forward to seeing the videos you've made. - I'm really excited.
- We tried to make you excited for this video. - Let's do it!
Entry No. 4, Kuita Yumemaru.
- Wow! - You're really good at it!
- Wow! - You can do it?
- You're a macho, aren't you? - You're a macho, aren't you?
- Macho! - Macho!
- That's scary! - What's that?
- That's impossible! - That's impossible, right?
- It's a fake. - A cup with a smell of money.
- You're getting impatient. - What's that?
- The power of your fingertips. - You're a macho, aren't you?
- Wow! - Only your thumb.
- Macho! - Macho!
- That's dangerous! You'll get hurt! - That's...
- It takes years of training. - Yeah.
- Wow! - Macho!
Mecha Macho
Nice!
Thank you!
Nice work!
It's finished!
I didn't know "memoir" had such power.
Should I be careful?
This pin.
No, come here.
I'll say it.
What happened?
It's a shame.
I had this technical angle.
You don't have it anymore.
You still have it.
It's genuine.
It's finished.
It's better than I thought.
Don't paint only her face black.
Only her face is black?
I'll paint her muscles and shadows.
But I think
"macho" and "black" are a set.
I see.
It's finished.
It's wonderful.
It's nice.
Two patterns I imagined came true.
From now on,
viewers will know
what will come out.
I'll say it.
Viewers will know
what will come out.
Viewers will know
"hard" and "other" things.
Oh, didn't talk about "hard".
No, I didn't.
What's "other"?
The ground?
Not the certain path.
There's a mountain beside me.
The road I came up and hanging parts are getting harder.
No, a half-painted mountain beside me.
I have no choice but to pull myself up.
A half-painted mountain beside me.
I have no choice but to pull myself up.
Please wait for a moment.
Are you closing your eyes?
Yes!
Then please open your eyes!
One, two...
Oh...
Huh? His eyes are closed.
Oh, I hope I can get what I bought today.
Oh, I hope I can get it soon. I'm looking forward to it!
Not yet...
Wow!
What?
What? What? What?
Thank you for waiting!
I'm here to deliver what you ordered!
I am...
Macho's ping-pong ball!
It's not "macho", it's "macho's ping-pong ball"!
I brought what you ordered on Amazon!
I should have ordered it on Amazon...
Amazon...
Here you are.
Oh!
Oh...
Are you okay?
It's heavy!
Here you are.
I should have ordered it on my computer...
Is it in your computer?
Yes, it's in your computer!
It's a little heavy...
Here you are.
Macho's book pro!
Macho's book...
Macho's book pro!
It's a MacBook!
It's a MacBook pro!
It's too heavy!
It's a high-performance juicer.
How can I touch it?
It's too loud!
It's really heavy.
What should I do?
Is it different?
It's a little different. It's a MacBook.
Oh! I made a mistake!
You made a mistake!
What should I do?
I made a mistake!
Wow...
Macho's book...
How can I use it?
I ordered something else.
I think it will arrive soon.
I'm looking forward to it.
Ding dong!
Oh! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
Sorry for the delay.
I'm Kurodeco Yamacho.
Kurodeko Yamacho!
I think it's Kurodeko Yamacho.
Yamacho!
Yes, I'm Kurodeko Yamacho.
Don't you have a mattress I ordered?
Absolutely!
Mattress!
Absolutely!
It's pretty big and I couldn't say it.
Do you have it?
No, I compressed it.
Compressed?
It's too small!
It's a mattress!
It's too small!
A mattress!
Yes.
I think you can sleep in it.
No, it's not.
Oh, and there's that, too.
Oh, yes, yes.
There are other things like this.
Hahaha!
Mattress!
No, it's a mattress.
A mattress.
A regular mattress.
Yes, that's right.
Sorry for the delay.
Thank you.
Hahaha!
This is a joke, isn't it?
Oh, and lastly...
Yes!
A mattress.
Oh!
Yes, yes, yes!
Yes, I know.
A mattress.
Oh, nice!
Yes, yes, yes!
Thank goodness!
Yes!
A mattress!
No, it's normal!
Hahaha!
Nice!
Thank you for your hard work!
It's a content video!
Hahaha!
No, but the quality was high!
No, it was pretty interesting!
Oh, really?
No, it was fun!
It became a content!
Did you practice hard?
Hahaha!
I did it about twice!
This is also amazing!
You made it yesterday, didn't you?
I made it with paper clay yesterday!
Oh, it's paper clay!
It's paper clay!
Wow!
This is cold!
Hahaha!
Bang!
What is this?
This is a goya rope!
Hahaha!
It looks like a mattress!
No, it was a good content!
However, looking at Tetsuya now, I think it's a mattress!
Hahaha!
That's not it!
I wonder what it is!
It's a good mattress content!
I ended up fighting in a strange way!
Yes!
Well, it's a mattress love!
Yesterday...
No, it's early today...
That...
At midnight...
Without thinking about it...
I said it felt the best!
Hahaha!
Oh!
I knew it!
Wow!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for your hard work!
It was interesting!
I'm happy!
I don't have it anymore!
I don't want to do this anymore!
Hahaha!
Please go over there...
Oh!
Yes!
Over there!
Please wait patiently...
Well, well...
Please wait patiently...
Yes!
I'm back!
Yes! Yes!
Are you ready?
Yes!
Did you wait long?
Yes, we did.
Then, open your eyes!
One, two...
Pa!
What?
Music, start!
It's white.
Huh?
It's mostly okay...
Hamstrings...
What?
Hamstrings...
It's okay... It's okay... It's okay...
It's okay...
Look at me!
I'm better than before!
We'll fall in love at first sight!
With you!
I'll make you mine!
With you!
I'll do aerobic exercise and make girls fall in love with me!
Aerobic exercise freaks out everyone!
Who am I?
What?
Huh? Why? Why did I get fat?
Hey! It's a storm!
A storm is coming!
It's terrible! Why?
Did you fail your training?
What's wrong with you?
If only you had eaten more chicken...
What was that momentary demonstration?
The man of despair who failed his training and died in vain.
However, at this moment, the goddess of muscle smiled at him.
Muscle explodes due to fall and stops exercise.
It's over.
I'm jealous of you.
What?
What's that back?
I'm muscle.
Get out of my way.
He's out of his mind.
What's that back?
Yes.
It's not "yes".
Macho success story?
Yes.
Macho success projection mapping.
Did you want to do projection mapping?
That's right.
Stop it.
I can't cover it up.
I think it's amazing when you see it with the camera.
My body is in front of me.
It would be nice if my face was reflected.
It's hard to see, isn't it?
I made a mistake.
What's that?
Nice macho.
I'm jealous of you.
It's amazing.
How does it look like?
It's black, so it's not good.
It's white.
It's better.
It's black and black macho.
Bend a little.
Like this?
Yes.
Macho.
It was really cool.
Everyone, it was really nice.
We did this fake macho perfectly, didn't we?
There is no fake macho any more.
Isn't it amazing?
I won't forgive people who do it properly and people who are too different.
I want people who do fake macho to tell others what fake macho is.
Can you say that you are doing fake macho?
Fake macho.
There is no other way.
"Fake Macho" and "Bodybuilder"
That's what we're doing now.
These two are amazing.
I'm jealous of them.
I want to do that.
He's a genius again.
I want him to do that.
Sometimes it's okay.
It's okay like this.
Talk to him.
I'll do it in one or two.
But...
The best "Fake Macho"
will be decided now.
It's a battle.
Who will decide it?
How can we decide it?
"Shogi" and "Chess" and "Othello" are fighting now.
How can we decide it?
I think it's this one.
"Pera Pera" of "Eido", right?
"Eido" of "Eido".
"Gravy Bad" of "Gravy Bad".
And "beer" of "beer".
I think it's this one.
Anyone can think of it.
We're getting high quality after all.
"Fake Macho" gets "Mejimee" of "Mejimee" at first place!
You're "macho"
I'm "macho"
Are you joking?
You don't know me at all!
You don't know me at all, man!
I'm "macho"
You're "macho"
I'm "macho"
Who will decide it?
Even if it's fake, our muscles brought us happiness!
Thank you, muscles!
You didn't betray us, did you?
Let's do the last one!
We are...
MASTERS!
I'm embarrassed!
I didn't know there was such a thing!
What is this?
Thank you for your hard work!